Monthly ArchiveFebruary 2010

Sweet & Sour Chicken

Scrunchy Sweet and Sour Chicken – Chicken and pineapple combine wonderfully and this dish shows it to great effect.
Preparation – 20 minutes, Cooking time – 15 minutes. Enjoy!

Omelets: Something To Flip Over by Mara Reid Rogers, CCP

Omelets are wonderful for entertaining, especially for small groups. They make a superfast dinner, breakfast, or brunch. Mara Reid Rogers, the Cyber Home Chef, shares her favorite omelet recipe along with some tips on how to make great omelets in this terrific article.
Omelets: Something To Flip Over

The 25th Anniversary

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

Soft & Hard

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”

The Graduate

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate.” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom, I’ll show you how.”

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